Cam Mortimer

Music

Hi Peeps,

So you know what I realised? Music! never listened to it before, thought I’d give it a try.

Well really what I realised was that I haven’t updated my music collection in seems like forever. No new CD’s, no downloads from iTunes or even downright pilfering from the internet itself. This at least is good for the artists I guess. So I am putting out a call to arms! Well at least in the musical way. I’d like to hear from you all, put it in the comments down below or Tweet me or Facebook

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Battlefield 3 soon. Best dust off the joystick

So… As you all may know Battlefield 3 is out soon, I thought to myself. I’d best get my joystick out for flying them planes and choppers.

I found this!

This here dusty assed joystick

Laugh? I nearly bought a round.

Suffice to say, it’s dusted off and I have as yet (due to guests arriving) to try it out. Lets hope it still works. :D

- Cam

So… Dieting and now Swimming

Well this diet malarkey isn’t as bad as I thought, I’m actually craving good food again and not junk. Munchies are a problem as they are for anyone but cereal is doing the trick.

I’ll keep you all posted.

Alright Porky?

Hi,

So I appear to have put a shite load of weight on. I mean don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t a fucking shock! I have eyes and I can see that clothes don’t fit and for months now I’ve been hiding from my reflection. Enough is enough.  Well I weigh in at 18stone something, I am not going to say exactly as it’s down right embarrassing.  It’s near a metric ton I know that raspberry
So lets do maths:-
18 stones is 18 X 14 = 252 lbs
According to 2 different fitness websites I’ve been on for the massive

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I spit on your grave

Kerry and I sat down to watch I spit on your grave we totally miss read into this film. I thought it was going to be a 2010-ish shitty horror (which I would like to mention that Kerry loves, me not so much) but it really isn’t.
What an amazing crime/horror/thriller it turned out to be. The director Steven Monroe wowed me. Utterly. I was glued to the screen.
**** SPOILER ALERT *****

The film’s synopsis
Writer Jennifer Hills (Sarah Butler) takes a retreat from the city to a cabin in the woods

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